anyway can we talk about andy samberg’s reaction to portrait of a lady on fire
i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work
Florence Pugh for VOGUE, 2020
It can’t be September, just yesterday it was Marchgustuary
Today’s Date: [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/20
obsessed with this anecdote about beyoncé from florence whelch years ago
here are some things I just heard:
- a door slamming
- someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”
- the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
- someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice
some things I heard myself:
- a light thud
- someone exclaiming “listen here, one of us can see in the dark and it’s not me, so we’re gonna have to figure this out”
- a meow
literally every minor sound from the street carries up to us since it’s so narrow, last year this happened:
- a deep voice going “HEY”
- me immediately concerned, it is dark, what is happening
- same deep voice: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE”
- the playful jingling of dog tags
- “WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH”
- jingle jingle jingle
keira knightley, vogue italia 2017
Caravaggio living paintings by Ludovica Rambelli Theater